Wednesday, August 20, 2003
Adventures of Zebra-Man, Penguin-Guy, and Eads the Panda (Alternate Ending!!!)
Because our black and white crime fighting team died out before ever doing anything, I decided to write their first story...
The Adventures of Zebra-Man, Penguin-Guy, and Eads the Panda.
Once upon a time there were three superheroes with magical super powers and cool names. They also had secret identities (except for Eads, because his super hero name has his last name in it). Zebra-Man (a.k.a. David "Sunshine" Schrieber) had sweet grazing skillz (and a zebra car). Penguin-Guy (a.k.a. Jay "The Birdo" Choi) had cool belly-sliding skillz. Eads the Panda (a.k.a. Jay "Roberto Flanders" Eads) had awesome bamboo eating skillz.
One day our three superheroes were walking along when they heard the ominous sound of something big. They turned the corner, and saw a bunch of bad guys (who don't have cool names) in big machines, doing malicious things to people. Penguin-Man sprang into action. Summoning the powers of ice (because he is a penguin, duh), he sprayed the ground beneath the bad guys and made it slippery, hence causing the bad guy robots to fall down. Then Eads the Panda went into ninja-panda mode and with his panda strength destroyed the robot machines while they were lying down. Now it was Zebra-Man's turn to do something, but he was confused because he didn't really know excatly what zebra's can do to fight crime; so instead of attacking the bad guys (because they were pretty much beat up by now), he decided to take it upon himself to say something clever and witty. When all of the bad guys were about to be carted off to jail, Zebra-Man ran over to them and said "Crime doesn't pay" (It turns out zebras aren't good at saying things that are clever and witty). Just as they were about to head to Eads house for some Mexican food, a flock of big, evil pigeons swooped down and rescued the bad guys by carrying them away in their large talons, and they also captured Eads the panda and took him hostage! "Lets take a rain check on that Mexican food," said Zebra-Man to Penguin Guy as he galloped after the pigeons. (Zebras are faster than penguins)
TO BE CONTINUED (If I can think of something)
The Adventures of Zebra-Man, Penguin-Guy, and Eads the Panda.
Once upon a time there were three superheroes with magical super powers and cool names. They also had secret identities (except for Eads, because his super hero name has his last name in it). Zebra-Man (a.k.a. David "Sunshine" Schrieber) had sweet grazing skillz (and a zebra car). Penguin-Guy (a.k.a. Jay "The Birdo" Choi) had cool belly-sliding skillz. Eads the Panda (a.k.a. Jay "Roberto Flanders" Eads) had awesome bamboo eating skillz.
One day our three superheroes were walking along when they heard the ominous sound of something big. They turned the corner, and saw a bunch of bad guys (who don't have cool names) in big machines, doing malicious things to people. Penguin-Man sprang into action. Summoning the powers of ice (because he is a penguin, duh), he sprayed the ground beneath the bad guys and made it slippery, hence causing the bad guy robots to fall down. Then Eads the Panda went into ninja-panda mode and with his panda strength destroyed the robot machines while they were lying down. Now it was Zebra-Man's turn to do something, but he was confused because he didn't really know excatly what zebra's can do to fight crime; so instead of attacking the bad guys (because they were pretty much beat up by now), he decided to take it upon himself to say something clever and witty. When all of the bad guys were about to be carted off to jail, Zebra-Man ran over to them and said "Crime doesn't pay" (It turns out zebras aren't good at saying things that are clever and witty). Just as they were about to head to Eads house for some Mexican food, a flock of big, evil pigeons swooped down and rescued the bad guys by carrying them away in their large talons, and they also captured Eads the panda and took him hostage! "Lets take a rain check on that Mexican food," said Zebra-Man to Penguin Guy as he galloped after the pigeons. (Zebras are faster than penguins)
TO BE CONTINUED (If I can think of something)