Thursday, July 13, 2006
Superhero Quotes
This is going to be the place to post quotes from the crime-fighting stories or quotes you have made up. Please post the quote and the character who said it or would say it. If they make me giggle like a small child I will post them below, or use them in fan-club newsletters. Hooray for giggling small children!
ZebraMan:
"It's better to kill two birds with one stone than to kill a zebra"
"Paychecks come and go, but zebras are forever"
"Two zebras have more stripes than one, but one zebra has less stripes"
"Isn't Canada just a myth used to scare children from moving Northward?"
"Ha ha ha" giggled Zebra-man.
PenguinGuy:
"How is this even relevant to the story!?"
"Oh man, if only I could fly! Woe is me!"
"That was anticlimatic and and quite adumbrate"
"And isn't Keiko dead?"
Eads the Panda:
"I love bamboo! I feel like punching a hole in something now!"
"Why would parents want to stop their children from moving northward?"
"Let's hit the panda in the face again with a bird! Real original!"
"Nice work with the spontaneous alliteration"
Piginny:
"Yeah"
"Well, you're pretty useless then, aren't you"
"You are stealing my thunder!"
"Are you done?"
Mary the Goose:
"Let it out!"
"To the penguin-mobile!"
DalmatiHonn:
"I was talking to my friend James the Killer Whale, but he was captured by the Menacing Monkey of all that is Malicious."
"Wait a minute! Haven't you guys ever heard the legend of Keiko the Whale"
"Look, we can argue about where he is or we can assume that he is at the first place we guess he is, because this story has to make progress at some point, and there is no logical way to figure out where he is, so we might as well go to Hawaii"
DK the Rock:
"Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat."
"Not the cry, but the flight of the wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow."
"A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows the public opinion."
Smitty the Kitty:
"I'm Smitty the kitty. I know it doesn't make sense because I'm a lemur, but they named me wrong as a joke, and because it rhymes. I'm really bitter about it, which is why I want to help you"
James the Killer Whale:
"Thank you for saving me. Now I can help out your team, as long as you are near water. Yay!!!" ( I know that's not really a cool quote- but it's all he's said so far)
ZebraMan:
"It's better to kill two birds with one stone than to kill a zebra"
"Paychecks come and go, but zebras are forever"
"Two zebras have more stripes than one, but one zebra has less stripes"
"Isn't Canada just a myth used to scare children from moving Northward?"
"Ha ha ha" giggled Zebra-man.
PenguinGuy:
"How is this even relevant to the story!?"
"Oh man, if only I could fly! Woe is me!"
"That was anticlimatic and and quite adumbrate"
"And isn't Keiko dead?"
Eads the Panda:
"I love bamboo! I feel like punching a hole in something now!"
"Why would parents want to stop their children from moving northward?"
"Let's hit the panda in the face again with a bird! Real original!"
"Nice work with the spontaneous alliteration"
Piginny:
"Yeah"
"Well, you're pretty useless then, aren't you"
"You are stealing my thunder!"
"Are you done?"
Mary the Goose:
"Let it out!"
"To the penguin-mobile!"
DalmatiHonn:
"I was talking to my friend James the Killer Whale, but he was captured by the Menacing Monkey of all that is Malicious."
"Wait a minute! Haven't you guys ever heard the legend of Keiko the Whale"
"Look, we can argue about where he is or we can assume that he is at the first place we guess he is, because this story has to make progress at some point, and there is no logical way to figure out where he is, so we might as well go to Hawaii"
DK the Rock:
"Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat."
"Not the cry, but the flight of the wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow."
"A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows the public opinion."
Smitty the Kitty:
"I'm Smitty the kitty. I know it doesn't make sense because I'm a lemur, but they named me wrong as a joke, and because it rhymes. I'm really bitter about it, which is why I want to help you"
James the Killer Whale:
"Thank you for saving me. Now I can help out your team, as long as you are near water. Yay!!!" ( I know that's not really a cool quote- but it's all he's said so far)
# adventure retold by Schrieber : 5:24 PM
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i don't ever say anything interesting, so i obviously have no cool quotes. but i think that pigeons, especially me, are a very intelligent and witty species. so... you the narrator, should hook me up with some sweet script
Aaron, I have said from the beginning that the entire purpose of the Zebra-man franchise is to make people giggle like small children. (tee hee) Mission Accomplished.
yay new quotes. i had forgotten dk's wisdom as a rock and smitty's name story. ya and james the killer whale needs some cool dialogue.
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